Thank you for taking the time to read my etiquette page. Please don't hesitate to contact me with any unanswered questions or concerns.


Be respectful. Treat me as you would like to be treated and I will treat you as a valued client.

Contacting me. Please avoid the use of vulgar, explicit language or anything pertaining to illegal acts. I am very good at discerning the needs and wants of my clients. Failure to observe this request will terminate any email exchange or conversation. I do not condone or promote any illegal activity of any kind.

Screening.  I make no exceptions to my verification process.  My verification is simple and meant to be non-obtrusive.  Please keep in mind, I do this to ensure my safety so that we can both enjoy our time together without any reservations.  Your fear of your wife finding out about your liasons does not trump my fear of being murdered. 

Personal hygiene I am always immaculately groomed and expect the same in return.  This is of primary importance to me. Have a shower before the appointment.  Wash twice. (Seriously, especially down there - wash three times!) Clean clothes and fresh breath go a very long way. Should it be necessary to shower during our time together, I may even join you.  

Smoking/Drug Use. I do not smoke.  I am very health conscious, so I ask that you do not smoke before or during our time together.  I do not tolerate heavy/illicit drug or alcohol use before or during our time together.  A cocktail or two or some cannabis use is ok with me.  I am a legal medical cannabis patient but I do not condone use of any other drugs either before or during our date.

Donations. My consideration is non-negotiable.  Please respect that. Payment should be made as soon as you arrive and money should never be discussed with me. Tips, gifts and parking/valet fees are not required, but always super appreciated. Please have the donation in an open unmarked envelope and have it in a conspicuous place near the door of your room.  If we meet in public, please have the donation in a book, magazine or gift bag which you hand to me at the start of our date.

Running late. Please let me know if you will be running late or need to cancel.  I understand things happen, after all, life is life, but please let me know as soon as possilbe.  I will always do the same although it is a very rare occasion that I will be late for an appointment.

Cancellations. While I understand that unforeseen circumstances may arise that prevent you from keeping our date together, I need to know as soon as possilbe to so that I can open my schedule.

Cancellation fee is as follows:

  • Less than 48 hours notice:  25% of the original booking fee. 
  • Day before booking:  50% of original booking fee
  • Same day and no shows:  100% of booking fee.

While I use reporting sites sparingly and only for the most egregious of offenses, cancelling without paying the fee will force me to add you to those lists. 

Phones.  I prefer that your phone is put away during our time together so that we can completely focus on each other.  Speaking of phones, I do not permit photography or recording of any kind during our date. 

Texting.  Please don't take it personally that I prefer not to text. I wear a lot of hats in my life and I can't be interrupted for inquiries or incessent chat while I am concentrating on another facet of my life. I monitor my email consistently and you will receive a quick reply. For booking requests and questions email me. If we have a scheduled appointment, I will share my phone number for coordination purposes.